The ideal mutual fund will go up when the market goes up, and of course it will go up even more than the market. When the market goes down, this fund will still go up. It will outperform the market consistently, in any measurable period -- short, medium, or long-term. The value of the fund will increase consistently, year after year after year. Never will it decline, even a little, even in the most brutal of bear markets.
The fund will be run as an eleemosynary activity and will actually have a negative management fee, which will add appreciably to already sky-high returns.
A relatively small investment in this fund will make one independently wealthy in just a few years.
Fund reports will be interesting, informative and entertaining. They will be delivered quarterly, personally, by the fund manager herself. Yes, this fund will be run by a beautiful female. There in the privacy of one's own home, she will discuss fund results and answer questions. It will also turn out that she works as a swimsuit model as well as an investment manager. In fact, she will be wearing one of her favorite bikinis when she delivers the quarterly reports. It will quickly become clear that she knows many ways to make a fund investor happy.
She will also be a gourmet cook! Soon, the fund investor's life will be an endless chain of eating delicious meals, checking the ever-increasing value of his investment, and spending quality time with the fund manager.
Dear Readers! If you find such a fund, please inform me at once.
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